If you have your own website, you might be familiar with the statistics page that your hosts provide for you. On this page, you can get all sorts of facts about when people visit your site most, what they looked at, and where they are browsing from (not your hometown or house specifically, just “USA”, “Germany, etc.) My statistics page also offers a list of search querries that led people to something contained within the web of pages on my domain, minerwerks.com. I often find it amusing to peruse this list because there is obviously no connection between what people are searching for and what is actually on my site. I have compiled some samples for your entertainment.
First up, subjects on which I have no facts whatsoever: san diego childrens pagents interview questions to ask a jock pros and cons of billboards atlanta dumpster rental cute glasses cases
Obvious perverted shit (again, stuff NOT on my site!): suzi quatro’s ass dripping down her leg chat with girls that cyber singer little kim’s tits audrey tautou naked
Scatalogical obsessions: poop stealing poop kangaroo poop justin the poop jeepers creepers poop extreme poop dumb poop the house of poop
??????: need figdish u got kicked in the nuts a picture of mickey mouse smoking kiss velvet painting ants on doughnuts pj harvey 1995 anorexic dog 1997 music scandinavia
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